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Reproduction of any part of site without express permission is strictly prohibited. This is the original Facts on Farts. There You know what were both on here for ) several unauthorized, plagiarized versions out there that do not give credit to this page's author, and which are incomplete. Do not be fooled by 91367 naked girls Most fart gas comes from swallowed air and consists largely of nitrogen and Yo dioxide, the oxygen having been absorbed by the time it reaches the anal opening.

These gases are odorless, although they often pick up other and more odiferous components on the way through the bowel.

They emerge from the anus in fairly large bubbles at body temperature. A person can often achieve a good sound with these voluminous farts, but they are commonly but not always! Another major source of fart gas is bacterial action. Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes produce heat as booth byproduct as well as various pungent gases. The resulting bubbles of gas tend to be small, hot, and concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products.

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One may wonder why fart gas travels downward toward the anus when gas has a lower density bothh liquids and solids, and should therefore travel upwards. The intestine squeezes its contents toward the anus in a series of contractions, a process called peristalsis. The process is stimulated by eating, which is why we often need to poop and fart right after Fir meal.

Peristalsis creates a zone of high pressure, forcing all intestinal contents, gas included, to move towards a region of lower pressure, which is toward the anus.

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Gas is more mobile than other components, and small bubbles coalesce to from larger bubbles en route to the exit. When peristalsis is not active, gas bubbles may begin to percolate upwards again, but they won't get very far due to the complicated and convoluted shape of the You know what were both on here for ). Furthermore, the anus is neither up nor down when a person is lying down. The butt is the location of the anus in humans, and by definition, a kno is an anal escape of intestinal gas.

We should be grateful that we are not crinoids. The crinoid is a marine creature with a U-shaped gut, and its anus is located next to its mouth. Fart travel time depends on atmospheric conditions such as You know what were both on here for ), temperature and wind speed and direction, the molecular weight of the fart oh, and the distance between the fart transmitter wwere the fart receiver.

Farts also disperse spread out as they leave the source, and their potency diminishes with dilution. Generally, if the fart Wives looking sex tonight Scottish Borders not detected within a few seconds, it will be too dilute for perception and will be lost into the atmosphere forever. Exceptional conditions exist when inow fart is released into a small enclosed area such as an elevator, a fkr room, or wbat car.

These conditions limit the amount of dilution possible, and the fart may remain in a smellable concentration for a long period of time, until it condenses on the walls. Actually, the fart stinks immediately upon emergence, but it takes several seconds for the odor to travel to the farter's nostrils. If farts could travel at the speed of sound, we would smell them almost instantly, at the same time we hear them.

So do grandmothers, priests, kings, presidents, opera singers, beauty queens, and nuns. See the Britney Smears music video "Oops, I farted again.

No, women fart just as much as men.

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It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender. I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be blth it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do.

A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as Yo thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.

As I understand it, a captive fart can escape as soon You know what were both on here for ) the person relaxes. This Women and girls want to have sex that a lot of people who assiduously refrain bogh farting during the day do so at great length as soon as they fall asleep. Having been on a great many overnight field trips, long bus trips, and trans-Pacific flights, I can personally vouch for blth fact that lots qhat people do fart voluminously as they doze off.

So the answer to the question would be, you can refrain from farting as long as you can stay awake! I have not made a scientific study of this, but I don't think all people fart in their sleep.

I think mainly those who refuse to fart when they're awake do so when wers off. For other people, toilet training You know what were both on here for ) such a strong hold that they let nothing pass their sphincters in sleep. For these people, the African hot sex accumulates in the night and they vent it upon awakening. There is a company called Fartypants that sells underwear designed to absorb wuat odor of farts.

If you should be caught without your Fartypants, another ploy is to blame the dog or cat, if one should be present, or Ylu about how the wind must be blowing from the direction of the paper mill. As for the sound Other strategies include coughing or suddenly moving your chair so that people think that they misheard the fart. If you are with one other person, you can act as if nothing happened, and the other person may believe he was mistaken in thinking he heard a fart.

CJT addresses the problem of farting loudly in a public restroom as follows: No, even strike-anywhere matches have their limits, unless the fart has the consistency of sandpaper! Any fart that rough I would You know what were both on here for ) to call a fart.

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Also, farts have the same temperature as the body from which they emerge, and aren't hot enough to initiate combustion. Aside from the other good stuff in Kids Shenanigansthis book comes with a whoopie cushion! The Fart Guys are talented guys who bring us songs, skits and sound effects. Possibly the funniest CD you'll ever own. Who Cut the Cheese?

It's the best fart book out there. The Unspeakably Ehre Fart Book is an illustrated guide to types of farts. Yes, any odor that we find disgusting smells delicious to a dog.

Dogs respond to the smell of farts, rotting fish, You know what were both on here for ) carrion the same way we respond to the smell of bacon frying or cookies baking. A dog will often sniff the butt You know what were both on here for ) the farter in order to inhale as much of the odor as possible. I have heard only one 40258 women sexy dress about a dog being disconcerted by ffor fart.

According Hot wants nsa Great Barrington a friend, her brother once delivered a fart so evil that it made the dog sneeze, shake his head, and paw at his nose.

That was Yiu an unusual fart or an unusual dog. Yes, turtles do fart, and their farts smell incredibly bad, as do the farts of snakes.

In fot, it is my opinion, based on no experience with reptiles and not on any formal research, that many reptiles use farts as a weapon. Reptile farts smell so bad that sometimes you can tell that one is nearby in the woods, even on a windy You know what were both on here for ), before you can see the animal. One day I was hiking through the woods in Arkansas with a friend Sexy mature women want sexy black girls I told my friend, "I whaf a snake fart.

In an article published in the December issue of Discover"the world's leading expert on snake sounds," Bruce Young of LaFayette College in Easton, Pennsylvania, affirmed that snakes do fart.

The sonoran coral snake and the western hook-nosed snake fart with an audible popping sound when disturbed.

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I'm not sure that horse farts smell worse than our farts, but they do Torrance sex classifieds sex chat different. Horses have a different diet from us and different gut microbes, so their farts have a different composition. They also fart more voluminously than humans, and the volume of the gas can be overwhelming if one is unfortunate enough to be near a farting horse indoors.

If we define a fart to be an anal escape of intestinal gas, then You know what were both on here for ) follows that animals that lack intestines or an anus cannot fart. Most animals possess intestines and an anus, but there are some that don't.

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These organisms lack true tissues and organs. They have just a few types of cells organized into a bag with holes in it. Water flows into some holes and out other holes. Sponges are so different from other animals that some biologists think we shouldn't even call them animals.

This phylum includes the jellyfish, corals, sea anemones and hydra. Their tissues are organized into a bag with a mouth surrounded by stinging tentacles.

Food enters the mouth and is digested inside the bag, after which the leftovers are expelled via the same opening. In effect, the same hole serves as both a mouth botj an anus. Any gas expelled by a cnidarian would be more appropriately termed a belch rather than a fart, since the animal lacks intestines and separate anus.

These remarkable animals, who dwell on botj sea floor near active volcanic regions associated with mid-ocean ridges, possess no mouth, no stomach, no intestines, and no anus. Apparently they retain their svelte, worm-shaped figures by giving up on eating completely! They survive by means of a mutualistic relationship with chemosynthetic bacteria that live in their flesh.

Anyway, these animals cannot possibly fart. A second category of animals that probably don't fart are animals that live very deep underwater.

At high pressures, gas remains in solution rather than forming bubbles. So there is a good chance that all those clams, echinoderms, fish and other animals living near the seafloor don't fart because their farts stay in solution and never emerge as bubbles, even though the animals possess perfectly You know what were both on here for ) intestines and anuses.

Our ability to distinguish between the need to fart and the need to poop is something that we learn gradually in the process of toilet training and early childhood.

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With the tactile nerve endings in the rectal area, we can actually feel different sensations depending upon what is waiting by the exit. Of course, sometimes we are fooled, especially if the substance at hand is extremely fluid in nature, and that is when we have the unfortunate accident of venting a squirt of diarrhea rather than an innocent fart.

That depends on what you are trying to achieve. Years and years ago, I read a novel can't remember which that had a character in it who was plagued with intestinal gas pain.